What funny thing did your kid say lately?

My 7 yr old son got into trouble on the bus and he whined, "But Mama, that stupid bus driver only believes what he SEES".





And the other day he came in the house and asked, "Mama, is it true you aren't allowed to pick those Blue Vomits out in the yard" (Blue Bonnet, the state flower)

What funny thing did your kid say lately?
my daughter hit my son in the head with a golf club (total accident) as we cleaned up the blood I asked him....


"on a scale of one to ten how much does your head hurt?"


without missing a beat he said,


" a nine duh, she hit me with a nine-iron" roflmao
Reply:My daughter is 46 but she is still my kid. *G*





She had just taken a new job at a hospital. Her boss came in and said "Does anyone know how to spell Alzheimers"?





She spelled it and the boss said "How do you know that?"





Crissy said, "It is easy when you look at it on your meds bottle each morning."





The boss gave her a funny look and Crissy said, "Oh, did I fail to mention that on my resume?"
Reply:i don't have a kid but i love kids.


your kid is so funny,i think he must be cute.
Reply:I don't have any kids of my own but I love kids in general. I phone my little friend Dylan, in New Zealand whenever I feel down because he never fails to make me laugh or smile.
Reply:can i have 2 brothers next year?
Reply:I don't have any kids but my little nephew is always talking back to my sister (his mom)...it's so funny.